... is there any other kind?
Found this anecdote in the other book I'm reading at the moment (
The Mummy Congress by Heather Pringle). It isn't quite as good as Dante Gabriel Rosetti's
wombat, but it
is rather sweet (for funny values of sweet, I grant you, but still).
Up to and during the nineteenth century, there was a pigment called "mummy." V. popular, made a lovely clear glowing brown. Thing is, it was really made out of, well, mummies. No, really. Ground up mummies. ("Raise your hand if ewwwww," as Buffy says.) So, one day in 1881, Lawrence Alma-Tadema comes across his colorman at work, cheerfully grinding up Egyptian mummies for paint. Alma-Tadema hadn't known what "mummy" was made of, and moreover he'd made his name (according to H. Pringle, who isn't so hot on the accurate details, in case somebody knows better) by painting beautiful Egyptian scenes. Horrified and appalled, he rushes to tell his friend Edward Burne-Jones:
Burne-Jones, too, was stunned. After a moment's thought, he hurried off to his studio and returned with a tube of mummy in hand. He wanted to give it a decent burial. "So a hole was bored into the grass at our feet," noted Georgiana Burne-Jones later, "and we all watched it put safely in, and the spot was marked by one of the girls planting a daisy root above it."Now I want to be a painter, so I can paint
A Decent Burial. Can't you just see it? Alma-Tadema and Burne-Jones in the foreground, A-T standing, hat doffed, staring down sadly at their hole, B-J kneeling down with the tube of mummy in his hand, ready to inter it, a cluster of grave, watching pre-Raph women in the background, English garden all around. Perfect.
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WORKS CITED
Pringle, Heather.
The Mummy Congress: Science, Obsession, and the Everlasting Dead. New York: Theia, 2001. pp. 203-204.